Bizarro Code
The supreme law of the Bizarros' home planet Htrae, as transcribed below:
BIZARRO CODE:
1. US DO OPPOSITE OF ALL EARTHLY THINGS!
2. US HATE BEAUTY! US LOVE UGLINESS!
3. IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANYTHING PERFECT ON BIZARRO WORLD!
(Adv No. 286, Jul 1961)
